Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:54:50 GMT

Tara: aww bopper kitty, bopper anne

Tara: Tell him i love him oh Erica im gonna vomit

Bop: I wanna bend you over and fuck you with your legs up
Tara: Well kickass I gotta go!

Patti: Just jump in the sea!

---big top pee wee and the guitarist who knew too little---

Tara Do I look like im from CV?!

Josh These cop lights look like a fucking Pink Floyd laser show!!

Josh: (to erica) wheres my kisses?
Tara: In Texas!

Terica: LETS GO NAKED AND DRINK THE WHISKEY INSTEAD!

Tara: Naked girls all over our glitter twins...bitches

Patti: You been drinkin'?
Erica: No!!! Have I? I dont know ::whispers:: Yes! oh my god you hate me when i drink

Ian: Do you think you could walk if you got up right now?
Tara: Yes
Ian: ::Massive Plunging::

Tara: (Horrificly Drunk) I KNOW A CHICK NAMED MONICA!!

Patti: Skinny girls turn me on!

Ian: Im glad your pretty, 'cause i hate fat, smelly, ugly chicks

Ian: If her mom came out i'd be like, here baby come sit on my lap and if her dad came out, id jump over the fucking fence!

Guy: This looks like a shitty book!
Ed: (Looks at the cover and throws it out the window)

Erica: Tara you're my little whiskey girl!!

Ed: Daryl you cant pick the next cd cause you put in Pat Benatar

Guy: I still havent figured out why hell is for children!
Daryl: Because hell is for hell!

Erica: (awaking drunkenly) I wish i only had one leg instead of two, so i didnt have to call them by their names.

Erica: What if i only had one vagina lip?
Tara: I'd say i was in Nam

Johnny: Get off the Sunroof
Guy: I'll put it back!

Nouh: You are the hottest jailbait i've ever seen and im not saying that just cause im drunk.

Terica: YAY! FIFTY!

Tara: Talk about a chick boner, i think i just impregnanted someone.

Johnny:I was putting my trash out here
Daryl: I have tras out there 2, its standing between the 2 back doors.

(buddylist says penis)
Tara: I thought that said pelvis!

Johnny: Your gonna get alf'd so hard your gonna cry!

Tara: Ed made me lick beer off his hand!

Erica: Did you just hear my stomach collaspe internally?

Mike Ski: I want a girl (holds up two fingers)
Tara: You know what those are good for?
Erica: U PERV!

Tara: I thought i just saw his penis, it was the machetti
Erica: A penis the size of a machetti? holy shit!

Tara: Your gonna get alf'd!
Daryl: I dont get alf'd.

Tara: I dont know what to tell him.
Bopper: Tell him you love me!

Daryl and Tara: We gave you three rocks Ed because you rock soo hard!

Tara: Do you have a stapeler?

Erica: Tara, you jump in...you have tits.

Johnny: We gotta leave you dont know what i just did
Terica: What did you do?
Johnny: Tara, that dime you gave me, I put that in for our check.

Erica: I look like hell on a stick with mayonaise!

Erica: The begging to all these songs are fucked up!
(Cd plays a buzzsaw noise and a guy saying "Now get me a tissue!")

CD: ::SCREAMS::
Erica: That was so metal...I think i just orgasmed...blood just because it was so metal

Erica: Do you wanna suck my dick?
Tara: No but I wanna lick your balls!

Erica: I had a dream last night Johnny had a parrot!

Chelsea: I like guitarists cause they are good with their hands
Tara: I like singers cause they are good with their mouths
Erica: Guess who does both?

Tara: It smells like mayonaise but count me in for mayonnaise cause i like it!

Johnny: Its so laundry day!!

Ed: Why dont we call it making with sheep?

Old lady: Can you boys move some furniture for a few bucks my husband had heart surgery?
Drew: How much is a few bucks?

Drew: Im out at band practice
Johnny: Bullshit! your driving around listening to foghat!

Ed: A full band plays and its like everyones like "Yeah Kick Ass Rock n Roll" and then its like ok now everyone sit down solo artist.

Johnny: Maybe Belvedere's not real
Daryl: Sometimes i wish Belvedere wasnt real

Johnny: Josh Slusher used to be sponsered
Daryl: Josh Slusher used to be Jewish.

Ed: I invented Satan!
Johnny: I thought Danzig invented Satan?
Ed: Well...i invented Danzig, so that means i inadvertedly invented Satan

Erica: We should ask Brandi if Ed used teh same energy in bed, like is every beat every thrust?
Tara: Oh god listen!
(Drumming....and Break)
Erica: He came!!

Erica: Strap on what?
Daryl: A seven-inch

Ed: SHIT MONKEY!!!

Erica: (Reads this quote book) Josh Slusher used to be sponsled.

Tara: Mike calls you candy, Daryl kicks over my chair!

Erica: Can i listen to Mike now and pretend he's humping me?

Ed: Guy IS gonna do it, im gonna call him and tell him ::pouty face::

Ed: Beater Nana!

Daryl and Ed: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Song: peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!
Tara: Why a baseball bat?
Erica: Because it rhymes!
Tara: No....No it doesnt

Erica: Ed i think your a good drummer...god that wasnt supposed to sound like i was hitting on you!

Daryl: I AM THE IMMORTAL!

Erica: I like to take advantage of people
Tara: So your gonna date a retard?

Erica: I wonder what would happen if you spent the night in wonderland?

Tara: (in deep sleep) Haha...Daddy

Erica: I think im gonna be a vegetarian!
Trevor: HAHA, you cant eat at dominos!

Tara: Its enormous!
Erica: Yeah it looked to be so

Tara: Prune juice makes me puke
Erica: It makes me laugh!

Tara: Im Rick James Bitch!
Erica: Your Dead Bitch!
Tara: Of natural causes Bitch!

Garman: Here's my pink heres my thumb heres my peace sign minus one.
Dylan: And here is Garman gay and dumb!

Erica: why did HIM do that?

Tara: I wanna take this creepers and shove it in her loose asshole!

Garman: Watch now i'll end up shitting myself because i said that
Terica: (Laughs)
Garman: Yeah you wont think its funny when you guys have to sit next to me in the car!

Lottie: Look i found Justin Hawkins pants!
Erica: Christopher Walkins pants?

Tara: When the cops come, we'll be sitting on school property smoking cigarettes with our hands down our pants and i'll just be like "Look my mush is shaved!"

Garman: Dylan you have a pubic bubble!

Kristi: I make obsure philosophies and quote helen keller

Erica: Have you ever seen Harriet the Spy?
Tara: Yeah
Erica: You remember when she just cut of that girls boner!?

Erica: How do you we get the money?
Lottie: I dont know....
Erica: Just tell your dad you need an abortion!

Kristi:Aww Botox Girl!
Erica: You guys sure know how to copy and paste!

Erica: What if my mom walked in?
Tara: We would be sitting here with my shirt down lsitening to Milli Vinnili

Tara: Are you gonna puke? because that would be cool!

Tara: Theres wasp babies inside of you!
Rylan: Your gonna have babies if your not careful.

Tara: Pretty bike
Rylan: Pretty bike, pretty boy, pretty girl!

Bopper: (To Erica) You chose the wrong rebel, whose the winner tonight Tara?

Molly: So your friend fucked the Bopper?
Erica: Um whats going on?

Kristi: We'll refund your brain cells just lay off the crack

Bopper: Now you wont hug me cause im covered in water and spit and sweat
Tara: (Hugs him)
Bopper: And im covered in pretty!

Patti: Im at warped tour...Cant stand warped tour...Just like highschool...and I HATED highschool.

Molly: Did you make the bopper proper?

Krist: It didnt happen during Molly and Bop's relationship did it?
Erica: IT happened 3 days ago!
Kristi: Wow i gotta stop Molly
Erica: GO!!

Kristi: Mommy always said dont ever trust a man with a peacock on his arm

Erica: Well im off to NOT smoke a cigarette

Erica: I feel like an elephant!

Tara: Jesus cleansed my soul of Satan!

Tara: The rats name was spike!
Erica: No i dont remember what it ws but then called him sensé!

--The Famous One Song--

Bopper: Im gonna cum!
(10 seconds later)
Tara: False alarm?

Tara: Dan O'Day owns my clitoris!

Erica: Theres Raphael and Sponge Bob!

Erica: FUCK THIS im taking my shirt off (walking home)

Tara: You got a picture of Dan, where he looks like an old man, and he just got done spitting himself.

Erica: I've Been getting drunk a lot lately. LETS FUCK

Tara: I just got a picture in my head of Dan in a wheel chair...drooling

Erica: (Clicks song Rebel Rebel)
Tara: You Swedish Whore!

(Erica blows smoke rings)
Erica: Theres so many fun things you can do with smoke
Tara: Yea....Like smoke it

Erica: Im gonna take Pat's Tattoo Seriously. LETS FUCK!
Tara: Yeah I'm gonna take the pretzel one seriously too.

Erica: Tara, were doing the harlem shuffle!!

Tara: If you can send a picture to Pat of you humping a tree, then I can send one to Dan of me licking a tomato plant!

Tara: (on buying cigs) That was like JAMES BOND SHIT!

Erica: Tara what about the Dan!?!?!
Tara: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Erica: Don't fall asleep!
Tara: I'm not
Erica: I'm gonna queaf on you!
Tara: What do you want to do after that?

YOUR NOT MICK JAGGER!!!

Terica: Your so goooooorgeous!

Fat Guy: You know what that means!? Im fucking hard baby!

Tara: I like your dick Erica.

Erica: I want to call Ian and laugh!

Tara: I've never seen so much semen come from one person in my life.

Bop: See, I freaked you out.
Tara: how?
Bop: Because I'm some random guy telling you to touch his boner.

Tara: Those used to be my people I knew them and we chilled at their house and we ate soup.

Erica: Ian McGregor ruined my ABBA dance!

Tara: Ian McGregor makes me do this!
Erica: I'm a little teapot!

LEONARD QUIGLEY

Journey: Street light people
Tara: Did he just say Stewed Pie Fever?!

Erica: I like my porno too and it's like spegetti

Erica: Lottie likes...
Tara: Porn

Tara: Go ahead and eat my sub, I dont want it.
Erica: Why?
Tara: Kuz its "Fo Da Shoties"

Tara: Have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven? You know itchy? I love that dog.

Erica: Somebody has a small penis!
Tara: "Somebodys Lying"
Erica: Somebodies name is Ralph and somebodies afraid of the great mole rat.

Tara: My cigarette wont stop lighting on fire and going out.

Erica: Look at this picture!
Tara: Are you chinese?

Tara: My pants have his name written 3 times. It says Ed Arson, Satan and ASS!

Terica: Ian and Vagina and a baseball bat!

Tara: I had a dream that we were with Garman and he had like 80 adderall and they were huge and I took 3 and he had picture of him naked and standing beside a tub with mcdonalds toys and he was dating Kristi. Kristi said the picture made her so mad she would start hardcore cleaning the ceiling and then me and you had a party in your backyard with your mom upstairs and Ian had blonde hair and an ear infection and your mom made everyone leave and you told them to come back, so they did and then I think I tried to fuck Garman and then he turned into Rylan!

Garman: I opened the box and there was the mouse, dead beside a jalepeno pepper!

SHIFTY FIVE!!

Tara: Look at our legs!
Erica: Its the Rock Sign!
Derek: That means satan.
Terica: SATAN!

Nouh: Did you just call my dad Uterus!!??

Derek: You should be in bed dear
Erica: I know. I know. But the though of being able to electronically communicate with you sends a shvier down my pee pee parts.

Tara: Did you ever jsut get so fucking wasted that you wake up the next morning and u can just hear your liver being like "Hey sure do hope you had a good time last night. ASSHOLE. And then your like "Yeah I did. Thanks"
Erica: HAHA Yeah except mine usually starts a ritualistic series of your an asshole for drinking fuck ass and is like "yeah hahahaha sleep in to 4:30 PM be naked, and wake up in your on urine and vomit. OH AND DUDE that ugly dude oh yeah you definately made out with him!"

Erica: Ian McGregor is the sonic embediment of a douche waffle!
Tara: He's the unwashed, used multiple times douche belonging to Claire, who borrowed it from Ed's mom.....FACE.
Erica: Um...what the FUCK did you just say!?
TAra: Yeah...

Tara: I believe if I saw Ian getting horribly raped in the ass with a bullet partially in his head so he is still parially alive and suffering. It might turn me on!

Erica: RAZORBLADE NUTS! BUM BUM BUM BUM!

Tara: How many people can say I have to shit when you hear HIM your one of a kind my dear.
Erica: True Dat Nig Diggity.

Erica: So I wanted to be a vet when I was younger
Derek: Thats cool. I wanted to be a hitman or a drug addict.

Tara: Yeah your gonna die. You have school.
Erica: Yeah well Im a leprochan and I fart in your ear.

Tara: No remember Ian's Ed's mom's douche...Claire is just borrowing it..Its rightfully Mrs. Satans.
Erica: Oh ok...My Brain Hurts now.
Tara: Viagra
Erica: What!? My Brain hurts not my penis! Um..I dont have a penis
Tara: Well then Advil...But not for your penis...
Erica: What penis!?
Tara: Your mom's chode...

Erica: Dereks trying to have a serious convo with me on how I should sleep and so far I've already called him a weasel and said "hahahha sperm" Im a bad lobster.

Tara: Did you ever notice that Sloths have like big ass like...ninja fingers?

Derek: I want it to be rock...
Erica: It will rock so hard it penetrates Jesus's butthole
Derek: Im not into butthole fucking.
Erica: I am...I will penetrate you and take your anus virginity!
Derek: Eh
Erica: Did I mention I love you?
Derek: Im not going to just mention...I'm gonna bomb the pentagon with my love for you! OH GREAT! Now I'm Cat Stevens!

Tara: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Erica: Two Dollars.

Tara: Mmmm Pavement
Erica: Mmm Pubic Hair
Tara: Mmm Latex disposable gloves size medium from big lots by the Camp Hill Diner!
Erica: Mmm Cottage Cheese from your grandma's ass!
Tara: Mmm I got nothin'
Erica: Yeah bitch! You know momma's little baby loves shortnin' shortnin'!

Derek: Well I was serious.
Erica: Well I was bill clinton!
Derek: Well I was a Nigger named Negro
Erica: Well I was a pancake named Pan to the Cakaroo

Tara: Your mom rules my face!
Erica: Your mom fucks my lizard!
Tara: Your lizard fucks everyones mom dude.
Erica: My lizard be the pimp shit!

Erica: I'm off to sleepy weepy and dream of your ass on my face!

Tara: I'd rather be 80's crap than Beverly Hills anyday.
Erica: Yea, you can't beat 80's crap!
Tara: no way... 80's crap rules your face... and all their faces too and one day.. i WILL rule their face... with an axe

Erica: I had a weird dream about you and it was was to Tatu's 'ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID' song
Tara: what possesed you to tell me that you crazy lesbian fuck!!??

Tara: I'm thinkin about taking a karate class.

Tara: My room smells like condoms, which is weird because we don't use them. and it doesnt just smell like someone used one and put it in the trash for a few days.. it smells like the trojan man himself dumped a truckload of open unused condoms on my floor and then rubbed down my walls with the latex

Tara: Hey Sense'.. where'd you go?
Erica: TO CHINA!

Tara: like a week ago i had a dream that you and i were staying in a hotel for american idol and we were staying in a room with gilligan and he had some bitchin singing talent.

Erica: i love it but i hate it cause then it just leaks out of you which makes me wonder how the hell you managed having sex wtih ed and ian... i dont remember you being like cum is leaking out of my coochie
Tara: I was drunk... I probably just thought I was pissing myself.

Erica: Dan Dan the superman.
Tara: Dan Dan the anal man.

Tara: I just said that with a man!

Tara: Can you have tantric sex?
Erica: Yea.... Like an orange..

Tara: He's got built up sexual tension from fucking that dirty bitch for so long.
Erica: Dirty bitches is Derek's middle name....
Tara: ..............Derek Dirty Bitches Haus...

Tara: (shows a picture of Paul)... I HAVE SEX WITH NINJAS!!!!

Tara: Like double dutch? I don't even know what that is....
Erica: Double dutch is jumprope with two ropes.
Tara: Umm... OK captain elementary school, THANKS!

Erica: I can't imagine anyone sucking Paul's dick....

Erica: I've only ever had sex with ONE person.. and that was Derek....
Tara: .......yea........... Me too....

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